Tony Abbott, Australia’s Prime Minister whose immediate family are still the only four people in Australia who admit they voted for him, once said that he was the best friend to Australian workers. We found that a little odd in light of all the union busting, budget emergency, business lobby shit that’s been hitting the fan ever since and so we thought we’d put together this list of things that are better friends to the workers than Tony Abbott. *Spoiler* it’s pretty much everything ever.
When someone else's mistake ends badly for you? That's still a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.
A fart in the elevator is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.
A flat tyre when you're already running late is a better friend to the worker than Tony Abbott.
A finger webbing papercut is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.
If this one is making your stomach churn...we're sorry
